Blinging out a Celica.

**93'CelicaMac** · 10-24-2005, 07:35 PM

This kinda funny in a way.

How To Rice Out A Celica in Nine Easy Steps

Welcome to Jersey Rice's official guide to ricing out a Celica. What we have below is the steps one owner went through to rice out his Celica. Jersey Rice was there every step of the way to document this miraculous transformation from economy car, to ugly economy car.

Step 1.
Buy the largest metal spoiler you can find. This was what drew our attention to this car. One day all of a sudden it had this giant wing on the back. We just had to take a photo of it, but we never dreamed we'd be able to catch every step of the ricing process.

Step 2.
Spend $900 on the biggest set of graphics you can fit on your car. That's one way to solve the problem of fading paint.

Step 3.
Red wiper blades!

Step 4.
Poor fitting LED washer lights!

Step 5.
Bring in the real bling. Empty your wallet for a phat body kit.

Step 6.
What would a ricer be without altezzas.

Step 7.
Add some accent graphics.

Step 8.
Buy some rims and tires. Wait, there's tires on those rims?

Step 9.
Stop at your local Sam's Club and pick up a crate of cotton balls. You'll need a shit load of it if you're gonna be sporting ya mad fly ryde at all da local showz, fashizzle.

And you're done! We hope you've enjoyed Jersey Rice's official guide to ricing out a Celica.

**93'CelicaMac** · 10-24-2005, 07:38 PM

sorry couldnt get the pictures on it.

The Car ended up a 7th generation celica with fuzzy cotton all around the bottom of the car, like the end of a kings cape(W/E) . The car was black and Had the huge wing on the back and the most graphics ive ever seen.

JR · 10-24-2005, 10:24 PM

that;s too bad you couldn't get the pic, I wanted to rice up my 1st gen. Ah well, I guess I'll just go JDM instead

**Burrcold** · 10-24-2005, 10:33 PM

sorta need the pictures to make this funny

**93'CelicaMac** · 10-24-2005, 10:52 PM

ill try to post it

**93'CelicaMac** · 10-24-2005, 11:17 PM

ok the one in my sig.

10-24-2005, 07:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
93'CelicaMac Posts: 21 Join Date: Oct 2005 Last On: 10-24-2005 11:50 PM	Blinging out a Celica. This kinda funny in a way. How To Rice Out A Celica in Nine Easy Steps Welcome to Jersey Rice's official guide to ricing out a Celica. What we have below is the steps one owner went through to rice out his Celica. Jersey Rice was there every step of the way to document this miraculous transformation from economy car, to ugly economy car. Step 1. Buy the largest metal spoiler you can find. This was what drew our attention to this car. One day all of a sudden it had this giant wing on the back. We just had to take a photo of it, but we never dreamed we'd be able to catch every step of the ricing process. Step 2. Spend $900 on the biggest set of graphics you can fit on your car. That's one way to solve the problem of fading paint. Step 3. Red wiper blades! Step 4. Poor fitting LED washer lights! Step 5. Bring in the real bling. Empty your wallet for a phat body kit. Step 6. What would a ricer be without altezzas. Step 7. Add some accent graphics. Step 8. Buy some rims and tires. Wait, there's tires on those rims? Step 9. Stop at your local Sam's Club and pick up a crate of cotton balls. You'll need a shit load of it if you're gonna be sporting ya mad fly ryde at all da local showz, fashizzle. And you're done! We hope you've enjoyed Jersey Rice's official guide to ricing out a Celica.

10-24-2005, 07:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
93'CelicaMac Posts: 21 Join Date: Oct 2005 Last On: 10-24-2005 11:50 PM	sorry couldnt get the pictures on it. The Car ended up a 7th generation celica with fuzzy cotton all around the bottom of the car, like the end of a kings cape(W/E) . The car was black and Had the huge wing on the back and the most graphics ive ever seen. __________________

10-24-2005, 10:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
JR Resident 1st Gen Location: Owen Sound, ON Posts: 2,457 Join Date: Sep 2005 Last On: Today 02:29 AM Vehicle: 90 Civic DX 2nd Vehicle: 77 Celica	that;s too bad you couldn't get the pic, I wanted to rice up my 1st gen. Ah well, I guess I'll just go JDM instead __________________ J.R.

10-24-2005, 10:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Burrcold Location: Toronto Posts: 6,419 Join Date: Oct 2003 Last On: 11-18-2008 10:45 PM Vehicle: 08 Lexus IS250 2nd Vehicle: 08 Acura CSX	sorta need the pictures to make this funny __________________ Sold: 2004 Infiniti G35C

10-24-2005, 10:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
93'CelicaMac Posts: 21 Join Date: Oct 2005 Last On: 10-24-2005 11:50 PM	ill try to post it __________________

10-24-2005, 11:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
93'CelicaMac Posts: 21 Join Date: Oct 2005 Last On: 10-24-2005 11:50 PM	ok the one in my sig. __________________

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